Monologue: Florida Man | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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Kommentteja

  1. Galer Dolan

    Galer Dolan19 tuntia sitten

    Maher lies about what he knows the real difference is between the right and left regarding the paramours and affairs of politicians. That’s this: the right thinks the politician should always be willing to pay, only out of his own resources, to facilitate his private activity. The left sees nothing wrong with the politician using resources provided by the taxpayer to pay for the fun. So, when someone on the right is furious at finding out that state police were used to deliver good-time girls to some Governor, or that some woman got her career start by being a mistress of some official who had the power to appoint her to some important government position, people on the left say the person on the right is trying to impose his ideas about sexual morality on others. Actually, the morality or immorality of the sexual involvement had nothing to do with why the person on the right saw corruption in the arrangement.

  2. Gail Kaplin

    Gail KaplinPäivä sitten

    You're correct, "Florida Representative" says it ALL!

  3. billy mitchell

    billy mitchell2 päivää sitten

    Endangered species are lame

  4. Jake Price

    Jake Price3 päivää sitten

    Matt Gaetz looks like the villain from The Incredibles.

  5. Danny Orsello

    Danny Orsello4 päivää sitten

    Well done Bill, you're the best.

  6. Catherine Gearhart

    Catherine Gearhart5 päivää sitten

    If you squeeze Matt’s head between a wall and a door and make him say: “Here’s Johnny” .... I guarantee you will need to change your underwear.

  7. George Rito

    George Rito5 päivää sitten

    Used to see pictures of nazis with a more friendly face.

  8. Markus Greenus

    Markus Greenus9 päivää sitten

    Blanket pardons don’t exist but you and your audience are too stupid to understand that

  9. Will Gilmore

    Will Gilmore10 päivää sitten

    This shit supposed to be funny?

  10. Daniel Gaucin

    Daniel Gaucin10 päivää sitten

    Just love you so much lol!!! Fantastic monologue to an always amazing show

  11. Simon Dewitt

    Simon Dewitt12 päivää sitten

    It was only a matter of time before there would be a Gaetz Gate.

  12. Micah McAllister

    Micah McAllister14 päivää sitten

    YEAH NUMBER 1 BABY!!!

  13. Gary Wray

    Gary Wray14 päivää sitten

    'Publiklans need to change their mascot from Elephant to VULTURE!!!

  14. - Stiegosaurus -

    - Stiegosaurus -14 päivää sitten

    "Reopening" except you have to wear bullshit face diapers. BULLSHIT.

  15. Lesly Ponce

    Lesly Ponce15 päivää sitten

    This comic man look plastic face clown, maybe his staff acting like audience, he has full opening staff laughing

  16. Voice Of Reason

    Voice Of Reason15 päivää sitten

    I love how Democrats are so fast to judge before facts come out. Except when people like Governor Andrew Cuomo have MANY credible accusers, they go completely silent. Gotta love the double standards.

  17. LITTLE RICHIE

    LITTLE RICHIE16 päivää sitten

    Eddie Munster grew up to be Matt Gaetz.

  18. Meep Head

    Meep Head17 päivää sitten

    Bill has numerous hookers.... I’m betting his parties are just like Matt’s , at least in past.

  19. Tanya Jackson-Smith

    Tanya Jackson-Smith17 päivää sitten

    Hopefully, Floridians will choose wisely when it's time to vote Matt Gaetz out of office, and choose a grownup with some righteous morals and values. With all of the NATURAL disasters Florida gets, they certainly don't need the loud-mouth, cultish pervert like Gaetz to represent them. Get wise, Florida!

  20. Wes Kaihara

    Wes Kaihara19 päivää sitten

    He looks more like Peter Boyle's monster from 'Young Frankenstein' minus the green skin.

  21. Lesly Ponce

    Lesly Ponce15 päivää sitten

    Are you talking of this. Comic show man , pay attention his face look clown face

  22. Commander McFadden

    Commander McFadden19 päivää sitten

    Its is Obvious the Bill and his late night friends are being paid by somebody because nobody is this wrong for so long with so little reason as these guys who wax retarded endlessly in offense of logic.

  23. Jalisa

    Jalisa19 päivää sitten

    These jokes aren't landing

  24. Alfredo. Sagredo Romero

    Alfredo. Sagredo Romero19 päivää sitten

    He's the one telling religious group perverts move over I play suggar daddy.

  25. morningstar

    morningstar20 päivää sitten

    A pre-emptive blanket pardon? License to do whatever the hell you want basically.

  26. Jon Weiss

    Jon Weiss20 päivää sitten

    To paraphrase an old Reagan joke... I don't know what is up with Jill, she comes off as angry irritable and just one uptight broad. All I know is that if Joe was doing to her, what he's doing the rest of the country, she'd be a whole lot happier.

  27. M Stit hinkle

    M Stit hinkle20 päivää sitten

    I thought gaetz was gay he does look gay

  28. M Stit hinkle

    M Stit hinkle20 päivää sitten

    Tucker Carlson diffenently got picked on as a kid

  29. TWSTF 8

    TWSTF 820 päivää sitten

    Getting annoyed with the audience for not reacting to his less funny punchlines is HARDLY a good look for Bill. Something he's doing more and more of lately. If it ain't funny, you can't just expect, let alone demand, that your audience laughs hysterically at it lol he's got this weird passive-aggressive attitude while he's telling jokes, like everyone is being too, "politically correct," when it's really more like the jokes just AIN'T that funny, man! That's why people aren't laughing as hard, or as loud or exuberantly, as you'd like them to be! Sure, a couple people might get apprehensive about laughing at a joke about a particularly sensitive subject, or something that's bordering on offensive, but most of your audience is going to realize it's JOKES, Bill. If it's offensive humor, or a joke about a particularly sensitive subject and it's actually FUNNY, People will laugh! I wasn't offended by a word you said in this monologue but I also only ever chuckled slightly, at BEST, because the jokes just ain't that funny, know what I mean? When a joke is funny, which happens often enough to keep me watching this show every week, I'll laugh. And I'll even laugh hysterically sometimes. But, when I don't it ain't because I'm offended. Get better writers. Write your own material. Write more consistently funny stuff! Whatever! Just STOP blaming the audience for being "liberal snowflakes" all the time for not laughing hard enough when it's the quality of the humor that's the issue! The whole "attitude" makes people want to laugh even LESS, because there's nothing funny about being guilt tripped into laughing at someone's lame jokes. Ya dig?! 🤣✌

  30. Bob Jones

    Bob Jones20 päivää sitten

    Aw, wah. Somebody tell those poor Cubans to stop taking boats to Florida. Cuba has free health care. It has open borders, too. White Floridians party without masks and Latinos suffer systemic racism via Covid. Yeah, its all them whiteys

  31. Jennifer carterson cobbs

    Jennifer carterson cobbs20 päivää sitten

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  32. Micheal Moats

    Micheal Moats20 päivää sitten

    Too bad matt's not a democrat he would get a pass like hunter.

  33. Dan Brownell Fuzzy

    Dan Brownell Fuzzy21 päivä sitten

    I'm seeing Selena Gomez with short hair.

  34. I Can Fly

    I Can Fly21 päivä sitten

    Bill is past his sell by date as he is so unfunny, Ever since someone pointed him out as an ugly garden gnome I find it hard to take that image out of my mind, Bill is living proof that you should quit before you turn stale, I bet he meets the same end as Robin williams who strung himself up, if only

  35. trounbyfire

    trounbyfire21 päivä sitten

    Assume sex trafficking... Tf

  36. Deborah Moriarty

    Deborah Moriarty21 päivä sitten

    Definitely is Butthead!!! The fucking teeth - my god

  37. kyo ono

    kyo ono21 päivä sitten

    is not that the audience is different is that the material is meh... try another day.

  38. eioshen boboi

    eioshen boboi21 päivä sitten

    Matt Gaetz is the mayor of Whoville.

  39. DUMP TRUMP

    DUMP TRUMP22 päivää sitten

    Gun reforms will never happen because Trump and the Republican party won't allow it since they get huge donations from the NRA and police unions. They also think that the thinning of Democrats helps them 100%. So sad!

  40. CAD 5238

    CAD 523822 päivää sitten

    You are excrement Maher!

  41. Tj Diskin

    Tj Diskin22 päivää sitten

    Just another me 2 moment. Guarantee gaetz is found innocent. Just another way for the people who agree that children can take puberty blockers to try turn people on republicans. You guys need to check out real facts. Worry about the show the trans on hbo max thats the shit you endorse.

  42. Michael Rogers

    Michael Rogers22 päivää sitten

    Damn dude you got some white in your hair .

  43. John Montoya

    John Montoya22 päivää sitten

    Full. Of. Lies. Discusted

  44. Robert Eaton

    Robert Eaton22 päivää sitten

    No comedy this time?

  45. Seiko

    Seiko22 päivää sitten

    Bill Maher used to be funny. But just like professional athletes he is too old to do his craft. Love the guy but he needs to enjoy his retirement

  46. Rosario Messina

    Rosario Messina22 päivää sitten

    California has the highest infection rate. When are they going to fact check leftists..???

  47. Rock girl

    Rock girl22 päivää sitten

    All the “congrats and atta boy” calls to ‘45 now make sense.

  48. Robert Cairns

    Robert Cairns22 päivää sitten

    Should have given the audience extasy. 🤦‍♂️🙄

  49. Jennifer carterson cobbs

    Jennifer carterson cobbs20 päivää sitten

    Hello there I’m connecting with business minded people with whom I can share a lucrative investment proposal that will earn you passive income without taking up your time if you decide to venture into it, can I share this with you?

  50. StyxLicks

    StyxLicks22 päivää sitten

    Call me old fashioned, or a kook... goofball, idk, but I still go by that silly innocent until proven guilty thing.

  51. 1anastudent

    1anastudent23 päivää sitten

    Actually, the cat in the hat looks smarter

  52. JOEYWHO

    JOEYWHO23 päivää sitten

    Don’t hold your breath for reopening.

  53. L Douglas

    L Douglas23 päivää sitten

    He looks like the grinch to me

  54. Flowing a youtuber By St. Jerome

    Flowing a youtuber By St. Jerome23 päivää sitten

    why no jokes on Andrew Cuomo the governor of New York on sexual harassment

  55. Crib Rebo

    Crib Rebo23 päivää sitten

    He looks more like the Grinch...

  56. Guilherme Gabriel

    Guilherme Gabriel23 päivää sitten

    +>

  57. Robyn Gray

    Robyn Gray23 päivää sitten

    Matt don't look like cat in the hat, he looks like jerry falwell son! Or jimmy swaggert 🤣🤣🤣 leave cat out of that crap!!

  58. Evergreen Spring

    Evergreen Spring23 päivää sitten

    Nice hobby Hunter. Ha! Dang spoiled rich kid. Time to grow uP.

  59. Raj M

    Raj M23 päivää sitten

    What kind of idiots voted gaetz to power.

  60. bcvbb hyui

    bcvbb hyui23 päivää sitten

    With a pardon comes the admission of guilt. and he asked for a blanket pardon. yes. he is guilty of all of it. if you can think of it... the answer is yes.

  61. Sergio Santana

    Sergio Santana23 päivää sitten

    Also, my papi said he has the face of some one who deserves a smack just on GP alone.

  62. Sergio Santana

    Sergio Santana23 päivää sitten

    My Mami told me to never trust a beady eyed, no upper lip, off the rack suit wearing loudmouth.

  63. Mary Elizabeth

    Mary Elizabeth23 päivää sitten

    When you need to continually point out that someone in the audience "gets it" (your joke) it might be time to quit while you're ahead and think about retirement.

  64. Johnny Aragon

    Johnny Aragon24 päivää sitten

    His, song? Is! Pussy cat! Pussy cat! I love you! Yes! I......Do!.......! By Tom Jones! Women Flocked too! His concert! And throw! Their panties on stage as he sang his songs! Now! Tom Jones? Was a hot! Item! For all the lady’s that went too! His! Concert’s. Do you know? Of any other performer getting panties throw at them like this?

  65. CH

    CH24 päivää sitten

    Maher is toobin it

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    Joana Miguel24 päivää sitten

    kindly text him👆👆👆 tell he I referred you for quick replies,,

  67. Joana Miguel

    Joana Miguel24 päivää sitten

    +>

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    Ines Joao24 päivää sitten

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  69. Simao Jose

    Simao Jose22 päivää sitten

    All thanks to my aunt who introduced me to him.

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    Simao Jose22 päivää sitten

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  71. Vicente Gustavo

    Vicente Gustavo22 päivää sitten

    The time is now,

  72. Vicente Gustavo

    Vicente Gustavo22 päivää sitten

    Passive income is the key to financial freedom.

  73. Dinis Salvador

    Dinis Salvador22 päivää sitten

    earn from home don't allow the depletion of the economy affect you

  74. H.L. RAINEY JR.

    H.L. RAINEY JR.24 päivää sitten

    This show is doomed. Neither funny nor relevant.

  75. H.L. RAINEY JR.

    H.L. RAINEY JR.24 päivää sitten

    Why is Bill looking more like a televangelist with each passing season?

  76. RealTakerslady

    RealTakerslady24 päivää sitten

    Hunter Biden is doing the most normal ish, the quack Ben Shapiro had the nerve to call him a bad person, these Republicans are such hypocrites

  77. Bertha Ruiz

    Bertha Ruiz24 päivää sitten

    Fair Dimkin, my sentiments exactly!

  78. James Maxwell

    James Maxwell24 päivää sitten

    Matt learned from the best, trump used his lawyer to pay his clients

  79. San-Go

    San-Go24 päivää sitten

    Matt Gaetz looks like a villian in a Twilight Saga movie...

  80. Gloomy Blackfur

    Gloomy Blackfur24 päivää sitten

    So the scandal is that Hunter Biden videotaped himself having 3-ways with two consenting adults? Unless you're a pastor, how is that a scandal?

  81. Harry William

    Harry William24 päivää sitten

    If he was like any black or hispanic american should be jailed

  82. Shauka Hodan

    Shauka Hodan24 päivää sitten

    Lindsey Graham gets so conflicted trying to decide which of his dresses will accent his AR-15 the best.

  83. MrPrince3121

    MrPrince312124 päivää sitten

    Is Matt from Whoville?

  84. Michael Higgins

    Michael Higgins24 päivää sitten

    Maher knows nothing about this care.

  85. Bhertsh Bhertsh

    Bhertsh Bhertsh24 päivää sitten

    He reminds me of jack Nicholson in the shining when he froze to death

  86. Cleo's mum puddy tat

    Cleo's mum puddy tat24 päivää sitten

    Oi.. Bill some of us haven't seen those films thanks for the spoilers. Stop begging for laughs.

  87. jim dow

    jim dow24 päivää sitten

    GaYtzz is the first of his generation walking on two feet

  88. Flint Knudsen

    Flint Knudsen25 päivää sitten

    It's always been the case that we could have reduced flu deaths by quarantine, social distancing, wearing masks, etc. Why should we leave this routine? Let it be the new normal.

  89. John James Hackenbush

    John James Hackenbush25 päivää sitten

    I always knew that shiny faced prick Gaetz was bent.

  90. John Nolen

    John Nolen25 päivää sitten

    Been through the comments and honestly I think we can all agree this shit stain should not be in Congress. But.... What does it say about the people that put him in the position that he's in? Thanks Florida

  91. Joseph Carollo

    Joseph Carollo25 päivää sitten

    The whole bunch trump supporters are a bunch of molesters that is the perfect example of what type of person we're dealing with they molested U S. CITIZENS OUT OF HARD EARNED CASH THEY BELIEVE THAT HE'S SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. THEY SHOULD ALL GO TO HELL ALL REPUBLICANS FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY KNOW WHAT THEY DO

  92. Joseph Carollo

    Joseph Carollo25 päivää sitten

    Forgive them for they know not what they do they too f****** stupid

  93. Joseph Carollo

    Joseph Carollo25 päivää sitten

    Trump & Matty the perfect example of a beavis and butt-head to be more he & Eric trump & Matty Gaetz definitely a good match for beavis and butt-head

  94. Bob Pacana

    Bob Pacana25 päivää sitten

    Hey Matt Herman Munster called he wants his head back

  95. Joseph Carollo

    Joseph Carollo25 päivää sitten

    Butthead is perfect example of what type of person that he isn't no way he's feeling pretty 🦋 miserable him and Trump can be cell mate's and they'll play hide the salami with one another

  96. R&RDream

    R&RDream25 päivää sitten

    GOP went from "lock her up" to "innocent until proven guilty" pretty fast.

  97. Duke Dex

    Duke Dex25 päivää sitten

    I like your show. You talk with facts yet delivering your message with humour. Maybe other “shows “ can watch and learn . 🇨🇦 We hoped after trump “ facts” return to USA culture..........

  98. sokin jon

    sokin jon25 päivää sitten

    Its like Gaetz's eyes are trying to hide behind his forehead.

  99. J. Christie

    J. Christie25 päivää sitten

    Hugging a Flag and Screwing people 🤣!

  100. Bill Hurst

    Bill Hurst25 päivää sitten

    Wouldn't give you 2 cents for a Florida politician. I lived there

  101. Chewbacca's World

    Chewbacca's World25 päivää sitten

    Bill, the audience was not the problem. I'm a fan but you need some new writers. They weren't laughing at several of the jokes because they weren't funny.

  102. Trevor Alleger

    Trevor Alleger25 päivää sitten

    Bahama trip was only to celebrate his girlfriends not having to take the SAT's to get into college

  103. Mark Isahack

    Mark Isahack25 päivää sitten

    Bill is a sell out to the liberal media and a snow flake he is not a real man he don’t want kids

  104. Mac Swanton

    Mac Swanton25 päivää sitten

    stop laffen at your own (writers') jokes.

  105. brian ingell

    brian ingell26 päivää sitten

    all i can equate gaetz behavior to is when Quagmire wanted Meg as his girlfriend. it was even creepy in a cartoon.....

  106. SuperStraight Steve

    SuperStraight Steve26 päivää sitten

    Rough night bill

  107. Todd Weatherly

    Todd Weatherly26 päivää sitten

    Welcome to florida bill if nothing else him and bill will end up at Bush gardens

  108. Pendejo

    Pendejo26 päivää sitten

    None of these allegations against Matty Gaetz comes as a surprise to me.

  109. Bryan Moyna

    Bryan Moyna26 päivää sitten

    Women? you mean underage girls.

  110. Jeff J

    Jeff J26 päivää sitten

    Like the thumbnail with a moron politician with his mouth wide open.

  111. Reality Go Live

    Reality Go Live26 päivää sitten

    I thought I saw crayons in Matts suitcase.