Ask to seduce MissPäivä sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

fly fin2 päivää sitten

ei mitää piimää... villevallaton parantaa kaikki, ihan kaikki jopa ostosparatiisin

Charming nowhere to hide3 päivää sitten

Don't worry, we'll wait for the subtitles patiently ❤️

mikin lirou4 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

Justin Strik4 päivää sitten

LOL

herkko614 päivää sitten

No otetaanhan Ismolle! Oli taas niin hyvä. No yhet vaan. Tämä "yhet" muuten kavaltaa sen, että tarkoitus on kyllä aina ottaa useampikin.

opzz xsin5 päivää sitten

thanks

Marianne5 päivää sitten

En ees juo kaljaa mut oli silti hauska! XD

Emily An5 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

Cassie7 päivää sitten

Osteoporoosiin valkovenäläinen.

Man ne7 päivää sitten

mukava katsoa tätä 7 kaljan jälkeen arkipäivänä

å8 päivää sitten

Pitää kokeilla tota jallupiimää.

fouoii gyhh9 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

bofooit gojo10 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

ht7t jk810 päivää sitten

Organs Taken from Living People Dr. Enver Tohti is a former Uyghur surgeon from China who now lives in London. He said the Chinese regime has treated about a million Uyghur prisoners as living “organ donors,” just as it does to Falun Gong practitioners. He noted that patients in China have to wait only a week to obtain a matching organ. He also showed a picture of a special lane at an airport in China that is specifically used for transporting organs that have been taken from living people. The audience was shocked to hear that Hunan Provincial People's Hospital had once run promotional ads offering 20 kidney transplantation operations for free. Enver Tohti is a former surgeon from Xinjiang, China who witnessed an organ being forcibly removed from a living person. Mr. Gutmann said that organs taken from living prisoners of conscience are used in about 60,000 to 100,000 organ transplants conducted yearly in China and that the majority of the victims are Falun Gong practitioners. Investigative reporter Ethan Gutmann talks about the Chinese regime's organ harvesting from prisoners of conscience. Human rights lawyer David Matas proposed actions Finland can take to help mitigate such atrocities. The speakers also highlighted the final judgment of the China Tribunal, which collected overwhelming evidence from witnesses, medical journals, and independent investigations before affirming on June 17, 2019 that the Chinese regime is killing prisoners of conscience for organs on a large scale. The independent tribunal was led by Sir Geoffrey Nice, QC, who was a prosecutor for the International Tribunal for the Former Yugoslavia. Mainstream Media Coverage The panel generated a lively discussion with the audience, and the two-hour seminar was extended by a half hour. Reporters from mainstream media outlets lined up after the seminar to interview the speakers. Helsingin Sanomat, the most influential newspaper in Finland, and HSL, a Swedish newspaper with the biggest circulation in Finland, reported on the seminar on the front page the next day. They covered how the number of organ transplants in China increased rapidly after the Chinese communist regime started to persecute Falun Gong in 1999, as well as a 2013 European Parliament resolution condemning the atrocity.

Привет Стасик10 päivää sitten

thanks

НЕМАКС НЕБРОКЭН10 päivää sitten

Haluan ymmärtää. En ymmärrä. :(((

Jouni Knuuti11 päivää sitten

Mikäs käy jos on katkasuhoidossa?

Jani Mäkinen11 päivää sitten

kyyllläää ja joskus jopa toisen heti sen toisen jälkeen ja sitten ähän senkin jälkeen voi ottaa 😊😀😁😂

Tero Mäkinen12 päivää sitten

Kunhan tiedostatte Juha Vuorisen kauneimman runon "JANO MIKÄ IHANA TEKOSYY "

To Bi12 päivää sitten

Wwooooohhhhh

dick dickson12 päivää sitten

fititle.info/one/videot/nWfMndVqYaN1b6Q.html

minij hooi12 päivää sitten

Pienet sille... ja vaikka et joiskaan tai treffeille ois lähössä niin muista: ''Aina nyt yhden voi ottaa'' Olkoon se kalja käden kanssa tai viinilasillinen netflixin seurassa

cc steamer12 päivää sitten

😆👍

J-Mrix13 päivää sitten

Miksi ette laita englanninkielisiä tekstityksiä näille kun niin moni niitä tuntuu haluavan?

Susanna13 päivää sitten

Olin 10 vuotta absoluttisti mutta yhden kerran kun ostin jägermaisteria työ ja sen seurauksena saatuun stressiin ja vilustumiseen niin kyllä auttoi! Illalla ajattelin ettei ole kuumeisena töihin seuraavana päivänä mutta pikkusen jägermaisteria nassuun niin taas mentiin 7 am. Tosin kyseinen työ jäi aika pian historiaan kuitenkin mutta oikeasti jägermaisteria auttoi. Siihen loppui absolutismi.

hen ko14 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

K.P. Loveraft14 päivää sitten

Eilen oli niin kova pakkanen, että piti lämmikkeeksi ottaa kylmäkaapista

MattheW14 päivää sitten

Eihän se nyt haittaa jos vielä yhden ottaa

sotuur aeei15 päivää sitten

Ismo on mun waifu

vinasu maaj15 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

Markku Nieminen15 päivää sitten

Ei naurata yhtään.

foopyu nooui15 päivää sitten

Ismo on mun waifu

Bolia Fops16 päivää sitten

Ismo on mun waifu

Maru16 päivää sitten

Juu! Rommitoti auttaa lenssuun👍🤣

Darren Brady16 päivää sitten

xxxx

chding zuure16 päivää sitten

Ismo on mun waifu

ziko666616 päivää sitten

😂😂😂

Du Nhu17 päivää sitten

1:40 dog: help my please

Takoja17 päivää sitten

Eipä o itel viel tullu yhtään syytä vastaan et pitäs juoda se yks. Yleensä vaan sanon ette nää mitää järkee miks pitäs juua ja ol kännis. Loppuu kyselyt siihe ja porukka o vaa et "toi o iha viisasta" samal ku ne ite lähtee vetää kännit. 🤣

bssni touir17 päivää sitten

Paljonkos Ismo maksoit youtuben jutkuille lahjuksia että sait kolme videota trendaamaan kertaheitolla?

Soinas Doyi17 päivää sitten

Lietsoo 😁

milf magnet18 päivää sitten

BOOOOOOOOO 👎👎👎 huono

Jani Kärkkäinen18 päivää sitten

Tuo nihkee lainaus paitsi jos ryyppäämään olit lähössä on kyl ihan oman kokemuksen mukaan käynyt. Opiskeluaikoina vuosikymmeniä sitten päivällä yritin saaha lainattua muutaman kympin ruokaa varten, illalla sama henkilö pyytää ryypingille seuraks ja kun muistutan että eihän mulla oo rahaa kun koitin lainata päivällä ruokaankin ni eiköhän heti liienny kaljan ostoon piffata.

Terrence Wise18 päivää sitten

Poor dog I liked my own commet how sad.

Nyéki Judit18 päivää sitten

My first comedy I watched from Ismo was the one with the word Noni. It was in Finnish, but it was translated and written in English underneath. I found it so funny that i Googled and searched for more. I like his shy Finnish humor.

Nyéki Judit18 päivää sitten

Such a pity that I dont understand Finnish 😢😅

JohnDaubSuperfan36918 päivää sitten

Paljonkos Ismo maksoit youtuben jutkuille lahjuksia että sait kolme videota trendaamaan kertaheitolla?

kedonsiemen18 päivää sitten

Ismolla taitaa olla tyyny paidan alla, jotta voi tehdä "kaljamaha-argumentointia".

Nyymi Nuolivaara19 päivää sitten

Synnyttäessä olis voinut ottaa yhden lasin skumppaa.

Gostoso19 päivää sitten

5/5

kansallinen19 päivää sitten

Ei voi ottaa on liian kännissä

rispiikoloffari19 päivää sitten

For english speakers, most of the words he uses can't be translated

Lissu Heikkilä19 päivää sitten

Näinhän se menee..mies kuoli maksakirroosiin..

Z1ng1s20 päivää sitten

Mikäs auttaa koronaan? 🤣

Artbyfinn20 päivää sitten

Just ku tajusin pitkästä aikaa tulla kattoo oisko tullu uusia videoita nii täällähän oli eilen tulleita :D

Barely Legal Rat20 päivää sitten

ihanaa ihannoida alkoholia. juntit

d1mez20 päivää sitten

...Ja siitä se ajatus sitten lähti

Julius Kuuhimo20 päivää sitten

Totta

Markkah20 päivää sitten

Ulla on aloholiongela

이승원20 päivää sitten

The mean carpenter inversely tremble because throne relevantly remind to a hoc grey. alleged, super jumper

Darren Brady20 päivää sitten

good

Derpster20 päivää sitten

Kadulla jos näkee pultsarin, niin todennäköisesti demarikansanedustaja joka on hukannut taksikorttinsa.

TheAssening21 päivä sitten

Ismo on mun waifu

air port21 päivä sitten

That was hard to understand. But I'm sure he was funny as usual.

Naket Jam21 päivä sitten

Varmaan hauskempi engelsmanneille

O T21 päivä sitten

0:03 Finnish people are best people in the world to instigate, i realised that one time when i was having pause on drinking, pause lasted couple of days 0:13 We are so good at instigating that there is always one friend whos like "just one beer, you can take just one beer at anytime" 0:28 "Anytime?" "Anytime, just one beer" "I have a driving test going on" "Just one beer" "I'm giving birth" "Just one beer" 0:38 Some people are always instigating, its fantastic. If you are having pause on drinking, you gotta have a reasoning and you have to explain it on conversations 0:52 Usually the exact same reason why not to drink becomes the reason to drink. Its really weird, the same goddamn reason 1:01 "I can't drink i'm having a flu" "What! Take a rum toddy" "Oh damn it works" You now have a reason to drink 1:13 For everything there's a drink "My stomach hurts" "Take jägermeister" It's made for curing stomach ache 1:25 "I'm tired" "Take Vodka Battery" 1:30 Feels like there's drink for every disease "I can't drink cause i have hangover" "Then just drink anything" 1:36 There must be drink for illnesses that i never even heard of "I can't drink i have osteoporosis" "Take cognac and buttermilk" "Legendary cognac buttermilk" 1:48 In Finland we are so good at finding reasons to drink "I can't drink i have work tomorrow" "Order cab to your front door for next morning and some mynthons pastilles" 2:02 "I can't drink i have work this evening" "Sneak alcohol to work and bring some Sisu pastilles" 2:06 "I can't drink my wife said she leaves me if i drink" "Hey look! Let's get you a new wife" 2:15 I've noticed that in Finland it's hard to borrow some money from your friends to pay a rent or food. Everyone is so miserly 2:25 But then if the reason to not drink is that you are broke "If thats the reason then drinks are on mine goddamnit" Then the same guy doesn't give money to a beggar because he probaly begs money for booze

fdagpigj E21 päivä sitten

You can always take one 0:04 In Finland we are the best instigators, cos I one time noticed when I was trying not to drink for some time and it wasn't successful or it was successful for a few days and a few hours 0:12 but like, in Finland we are so good at instigating, so always there's a guy who's immediately instigating 0:17 he's always like, "you can always have one (beer)" 0:20 "always one can be had" 0:22 it's good, the bartenders if no one else 0:24 so exactly like, "one you can always have", some always say that, like really always? well yeah always 0:30 I'm in the middle of my driving exam, but just one, just one you can 0:35 I'm in the middle of giving birth, but one you can 0:38 some people are just like always instigating, it's great 0:42 if you try to be without drinking, you always have to have a reason and a good justification for not drinking, and you have to be able to justify it in those conversations and intense debates that it causes 0:51 and usually, it goes so that, the reason to not drink, turns into a reason to drink 0:57 the very same reason 0:59 it's very weird, the same fucking reason, it goes very fast, like I can't drink cos I have the common cold, well wth, take a hot toddy 1:06 well 'arse brush' it does help with that 1:09 yeah so I think it does 1:10 immediately we found a reason and a suitable drink 1:13 it's like, for every purpose we can find a drink, like 1:16 no I have a stomach ache, well take a Jägermeister, it helps, like it's actually designed for that, well yeah it 'perkele' is 1:23 these exist for every illness, no I'm tired, well take a kossubattery (koskenkorva vodka and Battery energy drink), well that makes you go like.. 1:29 but it feels like there's for every illness some drink, like no, I can't cos I have a hangover, well then take just anything, they help 1:36 there surely are ones even for diseases I haven't heard of, like no, I can't cos I have osteoporosis 1:41 jallupiimä (jallu is a finnish drink made from vodka and cognac, and piimä is sour milk, but this combination is a joke) 1:45 the legendary jallupiimä 1:48 somehow in Finland we have become really good at, no matter what the problem is that you can't take, well right away there's, there's a solution, completely immediately, regardless of what it is, like "I can't drink because I have work in the morning", well look, order a taxi beforehand to your front door for the morning and some mynthons (a finnish brand of mints) 2:02 "I can't cos I have work already this evening" well hidden flask and some Sisus (a finnish brand of liquorice-flavored mints) 2:06 "I can't cos wife has said she'll dump me if I drink any more", well look, we'll go find you a new lady 2:13 like, for every thing there's immediately something 2:14 and I've noticed that in Finland it's really hard to like, 2:18 like, borrow money from a friend for something like ahead rent [idk how this is called in English when you rent an apartment and have to pay upfront a sum that will be returned once you move out unless you destroy the apartment] or food, everyone's a bit iffy usually, like I'm tight myself 2:25 but then if that's the reason that you can't go drinking cos you don't have money, 2:28 weellh 2:31 well is that what it's hanging on 2:35 if that is it, if it is that, then I will pay, perkele 2:41 then the same guy on the street and a bum is asking for money then he's like "I'm not giving any cos he'll spend it on booze anyway" 2:49 that really is fine

ISMO21 päivä sitten

English videos coming soon! Very soon! Hang in there!

tilulilu lei21 päivä sitten

Opiskeluaikoina toi viimenen oli tuttua. Kun ruokaa tartti ni lainatessa piti valehdella, että tekee mieli juoda perseet olalle

Klapa21 päivä sitten

Näitä Ismon totuuksia tuli kuunneltua silloin 5 vuotta sitten todella paljon 😌

Afrohare21 päivä sitten

Hajosin jallupiimälle ihan täysin. ^^"

HooHoo21 päivä sitten

👍on se hauska mies ismo

Whazzup_teacup21 päivä sitten

Ei voi ottaa kun pitäisi opiskella mutta eihän sitä hommaa selvinpäin kestä.

HooHoo21 päivä sitten

Lietsoo 😁

Kari Kauppinen21 päivä sitten

Osteoporoosiin valkovenäläinen.

Geralt of Rivia21 päivä sitten

Aina joskus tulee kännissä sorruttuu ja otettuu yhen..

7eis21 päivä sitten

Don't worry, we'll wait for the subtitles patiently ❤️

Odinintheflames 201721 päivä sitten

Ehkä otin, ehkä en

brad t21 päivä sitten

Best comedian ever. Kiitos.

Aliens10121 päivä sitten

Alkoholi🤢🤮

T M21 päivä sitten

Ei tarvi ottaa.

Vili Nurminen21 päivä sitten

Aina voi ottaa yhen!

HerraX21 päivä sitten

Korjaan ismooo*

HerraX21 päivä sitten

Hyvä simoooo🤘🏼👍🏻

Moiäijä NSV21 päivä sitten

Joo